I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS
please don’t stick a tree up your ass
IM GOING TO SHOVE A TREE UP MY ASS
Please dont shove it up. Cant you just plant a tree up there?
I AM GOING TO PLANT A TREE UP MY ASS
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that